Blog Archive 2012 For Sale: TweetStats.com Feb 27 2012 2011 Reclaiming my Twitter SMS Notifications Jun 14 2011 2010 Mongo Seattle Real-Time Analytics Slides Sep 19 2010 Life running a startup - 1 million miles per hour Jun 08 2010 I love you, Mom. May 20 2010 I think I found my passion Feb 17 2010 This is why I love Twitter. Feb 03 2010 The Seattle Startup Scene Jan 27 2010 Announcing a new Seattle Startup … Untitled Startup! Jan 27 2010 2009 TweetStats Two Years Ago Dec 28 2009 Twelve Beers of Christmas Dec 18 2009 Dear Twitter, Please Hire a CSO Dec 17 2009 Twitter Trends - 2009 Coffee Activity Oct 12 2009 PR in a Twitter World Oct 12 2009 Twitter Trends - 2009 Airline Activity Oct 11 2009 Life Inspiration Aug 12 2009 For Wil Wheaton Jul 16 2009 Have you entered the Twilio contest? Jul 07 2009 Some fun new Twitter Tools Jul 06 2009 Twitter Spam Evolution Apr 18 2009 Twitter StalkDaily Worm Postmortem Apr 11 2009 Twitter Profile Search API Apr 07 2009 Tweetie Stats Mar 22 2009 Twitter Bio Search Mar 10 2009 The Twitter 2K Effect Mar 04 2009 10 Crazy Favoriting Twitter Users Mar 04 2009 The *Real* Top 20 Twitter Applications Feb 19 2009 Attitude Feb 13 2009 All ur Twitpics, in one line. Feb 02 2009 DM Whacker Jan 05 2009 2008 Merry Christmas Dec 25 2008 Create a Wordle with your TweetCloud Dec 10 2008 Where in the world is Damon Cortesi? Nov 14 2008 Startup Security Oct 24 2008 I Hate Belkin Oct 24 2008 GustavTracker Now Online, Tracking Help Requests Sep 01 2008 Life Reboot Aug 25 2008 Unicode Grep Jul 16 2008 del.icio.us tag cloud Jun 26 2008 Google AJAX Search API Example Python Code May 28 2008 RSS/Atom Feed view-source Bookmarklet May 21 2008 The Best Time to Visit Croatia May 20 2008 Delete Twitter Direct Messages May 02 2008 Twitter Reputation Statistics Apr 27 2008 Addressing Twitter Spam Through Statistical Analysis Apr 16 2008 Germany Feb 29 2008 Quick Argus3 Commands Feb 12 2008 Why navi’s are useful in Europe Feb 09 2008 Twitter Stats/Tweet Stats/Man am I Tired! Jan 27 2008 Off to Germany Jan 21 2008 Adium + Quicksilver Script Jan 12 2008 2007 Twitter Stats Dec 27 2007 Rothenburg ob der Tauber Dec 12 2007 Amsterdamalicious Dec 09 2007 Amsterdam Dec 05 2007 Happy Turkey Day Nov 22 2007 Socnets and Security Nov 11 2007 Germany Nov 11 2007 How Design Impacts Security Oct 24 2007 In Case You HAVE to Wake Up Early Tomorrow Oct 15 2007 Goodbye 3rd-Party iPhone Apps Oct 10 2007 Marathon Weekend Oct 07 2007 VMWare and e1000_reset Oct 03 2007 *zoom* Sep 30 2007 More grepping - mp3’s this time! Sep 30 2007 Grepping emails Sep 14 2007 Quick Comparison of Numbers vs. Excel/Google Spreadsheet Sep 06 2007 dig verbosity Sep 04 2007 Congratulations Sep 01 2007 Rainier Summit ‘07 Aug 31 2007 Damon Moguls Aug 31 2007 Analyzing .NET Patches Aug 15 2007 Parallels Easter Egg Aug 14 2007 Oracle Database Security and PCI Aug 14 2007 August++ Aug 14 2007 Vegas Aug 03 2007 My August Jul 24 2007 MLS All-Star Game Jul 19 2007 Sunday Night Jul 16 2007 How Lucky We Are Jul 09 2007 Great Weekend Jul 09 2007 nmap -sS -p- iphone Jun 30 2007 Posted from my iPhone Jun 29 2007 Postfix and Spam Blacklists Jun 20 2007 iPhone Capabilities - Potential for Eavesdropping? Jun 19 2007 A little family passing through Jun 19 2007 What a week(end) Jun 17 2007 Parallels now breaks nmap on OS X too Jun 14 2007 “Crack” any Vista/XP/2K System Jun 12 2007 H2O2 and Eyes Do Not Mix Jun 09 2007 Dear Yahoo!, can I have my email back? May 30 2007 I got the Greenlake rental blues May 26 2007 Latent Blogging May 24 2007 Nmap getinterfaces failure on OS X with VMware installed May 14 2007 Install multiple versions of IE May 09 2007 San Francisco Dance-o-Rama 2007 Apr 29 2007 Google Co-op Security Search Apr 23 2007 I’m alive Apr 17 2007 Updated Security Tools Apr 11 2007 Pics of Seattle Apr 03 2007 ttaf - Time to April Fooled Apr 01 2007 Pasting URL’s into Firefox Tip Mar 29 2007 New Pix Mar 29 2007 Firefox doesn’t exist in Live Search (…kind of) Mar 29 2007 Housewarming and Lake Trifecta Mar 26 2007 JavaScript GUID Generator Mar 23 2007 Visual Studio and Parallels Shared Folders Mar 22 2007 YASIT Mar 21 2007 Security Change and Configuration Management Mar 21 2007 Proximity Payments Mar 21 2007 OpenVPN++ Mar 21 2007 I want to be a Blue Man Mar 21 2007 What a web app scanner WON’T catch! Mar 20 2007 Culinary Genius Mar 11 2007 To My Family Mar 10 2007 SELECT ‘Damon’ FROM ‘PacWest’ WHERE ‘Mountain’ = ‘Whistler’ Feb 27 2007 Gothamist Flickr Whore Feb 22 2007 Insane Feb 21 2007 Effen! Feb 09 2007 I’m on TV! Feb 06 2007 A trip down memory lane Jan 27 2007 Good day but with a chilling reminder Jan 21 2007 Undoing FileVault Jan 16 2007 Freezing night soccer Jan 15 2007 FoxyProxy Jan 11 2007 Machead Jan 09 2007 If I wasn’t before I am now! Jan 09 2007 Packet Mangling Jan 08 2007 2006 Quickie for choosing interface for tcpdump Dec 31 2006 Why I’m a Scripting Junkie Dec 26 2006 Merry Christmas Dec 24 2006 PowerShell Saves the Day Dec 20 2006 Google Browser Sync Dec 11 2006 Boarding in Baker Dec 10 2006 Back to the snow Dec 08 2006 Snowing in Seattle Nov 26 2006 Happy Turkey Day Nov 23 2006 Technology and Socializing Nov 18 2006 XMas Nov 17 2006 Pics from the road trip Nov 11 2006 Chi2Sea Nov 06 2006 Last post from Chi-town Oct 28 2006 One Step Closer Oct 27 2006 Year in Pictures - 2006 Oct 25 2006 Why I love Seattle Oct 24 2006 Podcasterific Oct 24 2006 New Digs Oct 24 2006 DIY - Using Craigslist to find a new place to live in one weekend Oct 24 2006 The Troll hath Provided Oct 22 2006 Dreams Oct 19 2006 Chchchchanges… Oct 19 2006 Geek Humor Oct 18 2006 This American Life - now available as a Podcast! Oct 16 2006 Restaurant Review: Timo Oct 15 2006 Thirsty Thursday Oct 13 2006 Fall in Chicago Oct 13 2006 Summer is over… Oct 12 2006 Happy Birthday Grandma Oct 10 2006 Music-squared Oct 09 2006 So… Oct 08 2006 Had to happen someday Oct 05 2006 Spidey Oct 04 2006 One of those days Oct 04 2006 Busy Oct 03 2006 Wicked storms here in the Midwest Oct 02 2006 Publication Sep 30 2006 Bloglines prettifies itself Sep 29 2006 Seasons in the City Sep 25 2006 Thank you, Hertz Sep 24 2006 The times, they are a changing. Sep 21 2006 iPod Envy Sep 19 2006 Cabin Fever over at the SANS Storm Center Sep 19 2006 Rootkit Codecs and Virtualization Sep 18 2006 How do you get to… Sep 15 2006 People are Idiots Sep 13 2006 I Hate United Sep 11 2006 Windows Powershell Sep 07 2006 Trillian OTR Plugin Sep 07 2006 1 year, 1000 miles Sep 06 2006 R.I.P. Steve Irwin Sep 05 2006 Chicago Pedway?! Aug 31 2006 Awesome News! Aug 29 2006 Upgrading Gallery from 1.x to 2.0.4 to 2.1.2 on Gentoo Aug 28 2006 No, really…I’m back Aug 22 2006 ChiSec 6 Aug 22 2006 Welcome Back Aug 17 2006 Hot or Cold Aug 17 2006 Server Upgrade Aug 15 2006 I made it! Aug 10 2006 Yes! Aug 03 2006 Two Days and Counting Aug 03 2006 Byebye Seattle…kind of Jul 29 2006 FujiFilm FinePix F30 Jul 27 2006 I’m coming for you sucka! Jul 24 2006 Dance-O-Rama Formal Dinner Jul 17 2006 Costa Mesa Dance-O-Rama 2006 Jul 17 2006 A moment of silence Jul 12 2006 4th Fireworks - Where were you? Jul 06 2006 maildrop quickie Jul 03 2006 Caught up Jul 03 2006 Interesting World Cup Fact Jun 20 2006 Life++ Jun 05 2006 Columbia River Gorge May 30 2006 Live Music in Seattle May 26 2006 Mt. Si Again May 22 2006 A Tourist in my own Town May 21 2006 ChiSec May 18 2006 Rainier May 17 2006 Mom May 14 2006 Poo Poo Point May 09 2006 6 pairs of shoes in 24 hours May 08 2006 75 and Sunny May 05 2006 Who says Google isn’t evil? May 02 2006 One packed weekend May 01 2006 SubEtha Apr 30 2006 fading Apr 30 2006 4am McD’s and Sleep Hacking Apr 30 2006 Hello from Seattle Mindcamp Apr 29 2006 The end of the road Apr 26 2006 Nine Apr 25 2006 Exit 38 Apr 23 2006 Deception Crags Apr 22 2006 Comfort food Apr 18 2006 Goooooooooooooooooaaal! Apr 15 2006 The Bean is Clean Apr 12 2006 5K Apr 12 2006 Seattle Mind Camp Apr 11 2006 I have maid service! Apr 11 2006 Wiped Out Apr 10 2006 Pick Yourself Up Apr 10 2006 Crash course in searing Apr 10 2006 Bellevue Pics Apr 08 2006 Overheard Apr 07 2006 Thoughts from today Apr 06 2006 I Apr 06 2006 Spring forward Apr 04 2006 Free PDF Printer Mar 29 2006 Trees Mar 27 2006 Software Engineers Mar 25 2006 Huskies Win! Mar 25 2006 Blogs Mar 24 2006 Success Mar 23 2006 Today’s Horoscope Mar 21 2006 Curse of the Girl Scouts Mar 13 2006 Avoid the Ryan Mar 10 2006 The Slanket Mar 08 2006 San Fran Stories Mar 08 2006 San Fran Mar 08 2006 Infinite Wrong Number Feb 27 2006 Hello Again Feb 26 2006 Mac Malware Feb 17 2006 Pistol Wallpapers Feb 15 2006 The Doldrums of Winter Feb 13 2006 Ameriquest Commercials Feb 11 2006 Quick GNU Screen Tip Feb 10 2006 Scary Feb 09 2006 Caution: Rant Ahead Feb 08 2006 I know kung fu Feb 07 2006 Spell With Flickr Feb 05 2006 Miami Beach in January Feb 03 2006 I love her, But I love to fish Jan 31 2006 2 Hotels and 3 Rooms in 3 Days Jan 26 2006 Illusions of Security Jan 19 2006 Absinthe XML Load Problems Jan 13 2006 The Ritz-Carlton is Class Jan 10 2006 Tamper Data - Firefox WebApp Testing Extension Jan 10 2006 2005 Wordpress Comment Blacklist bit me in the a$$ Dec 30 2005 Kerio and Bleeding-Edge Snort Dec 30 2005 Running Tentakel on Windows Dec 28 2005 Merry Christmas Dec 24 2005 Blondes Dec 24 2005 Automating Subversion Dec 20 2005 Resetting Windows Security Settings to Not defined Dec 15 2005 MySQL 4.1 Upgrade on Gentoo Dec 10 2005 4 Dec 07 2005 Security Can’t be Halfway Dec 05 2005 Excel Tips Dec 05 2005 Monitoring Apache and MySQL with RRDTool Dec 04 2005 Sunbelt Software to acquire Kerio Personal Firewall Dec 01 2005 $222.58 Dec 01 2005 Real-time Traffic Nov 29 2005 United - We Fly the Feudal Skies Nov 23 2005 Extracting Unique Values in a for-each with XSL Nov 22 2005 Must be the Italian in me Nov 17 2005 Google Local for mobile Nov 17 2005 AFP over SSH Nov 15 2005 Finally - my living room! Nov 07 2005 Bluetooth - increasingly useful Nov 07 2005 Wicked Nov 06 2005 PayPal Traffic Redirection Nov 03 2005 Bloglines, I don’t want to fight anymore Nov 01 2005 Happy Halloween Oct 31 2005 The air smelled distincively of celebratory cigars… Oct 28 2005 Lazy Oct 26 2005 Bloglines adds shortcut keys Oct 12 2005 Decimal Math in shell scripts Oct 09 2005 This.ToDo() Sep 23 2005 Gentoo, a T42, and a Dell 2005FPW all walk into a bar Sep 21 2005 I’m Back! Sep 19 2005 ^D Sep 13 2005 Get Durty Sep 12 2005 pbcopy and hexdumps Sep 08 2005 More Blind SQL Sep 06 2005 Blind SQL Haxoring Sep 03 2005 02:25 Sep 03 2005 Activestate HTTPS Aug 30 2005 Yet another reason to drink Mountain Dew Aug 29 2005 Identity theft steps up a notch Aug 29 2005 The Kitchen Aug 22 2005 Get your reiserfsck on Aug 17 2005 Air Show Aug 17 2005 More subversion Aug 15 2005 Missed: DefCon 13 Aug 15 2005 Home and back again with Subversion Aug 15 2005 Gentoo webapp-config success! Aug 15 2005 Debian vs. Gentoo - Round vhost Aug 15 2005 Backing up del.icio.us Aug 15 2005 Smartphone Friendly Meeting Request Aug 11 2005 Security News Burp Aug 08 2005 Cisco vulnerability presentation floating around Jul 29 2005 Saturdays Jul 25 2005 New USB Hack Jul 24 2005 Best quiz, ever Jul 21 2005 The sky is falling Jul 19 2005 strstr(‘FeedLounge’) != true Jul 19 2005 Shell script to condense hosts Jul 19 2005 Bloglines feed empty…but not really Jul 19 2005 Static xkey.c Jul 18 2005 The Cupcake Incident Jul 15 2005 Early Review - Wedding Crashers Jul 15 2005 Because terrorists never use SSH Jul 15 2005 ethereal short frame Jul 14 2005 Holy Comment Spam, Batman! Jul 07 2005 Alt-W Jul 05 2005 Comments temporarily requiring moderation Jul 03 2005 King Kong Trailer Jun 28 2005 Windows XP Install Jun 25 2005 Gentoo Jun 25 2005 Cabana-Stripe Shower Curtain Jun 25 2005 Paintballing in Indiana Jun 18 2005 Dannon yogurt scares me Jun 17 2005 Prelude-IDS on Solaris Jun 16 2005 Chlorine in the water Jun 16 2005 What a weekend Jun 06 2005 Rapid afterimage Jun 06 2005 Backwards oven racks May 27 2005 License and Registration, please May 26 2005 Few more pics of my new place May 26 2005 Growing Up May 23 2005 Good BBQ in Houston May 23 2005 Chicago@Night May 22 2005 More Google Map Fun May 18 2005 Desktop search is an essential tool May 18 2005 2005FPW on Windows Server 2003 with a Radeon 9700 Pro May 18 2005 Weird Pregnancy Dreams May 17 2005 Gotta love Chi-town May 17 2005 Chicago crime database May 17 2005 Wanted: Really Slick Password Generator May 15 2005 Cleveland is the black hole of travel May 14 2005 Hyper-Threading considered harmful May 13 2005 Motorola DCT6412 (Comcast DVR) 30-second skip May 04 2005 Road Rage May 02 2005 Where I first learned how to send fake mail Apr 25 2005 Todo List from Long Ago Apr 25 2005 Puppies need to play Apr 25 2005 Ignotz Ristorante Apr 25 2005 MusicBrainz Apr 20 2005 Linkage Apr 19 2005 iHurt Apr 17 2005 Make me these Apr 15 2005 Microsoft MSHTA Script Execution Vulnerability Apr 12 2005 Nextgen Wifi Attacks Apr 11 2005 Sleeplog Apr 10 2005 Fitlog Apr 10 2005 app_integrate( ‘Google Maps’, ‘Craigslist’ ) Apr 10 2005 wp_list_cats and indentation Apr 08 2005 Wonder if they let you turn it off Apr 08 2005 My Brain Hurts Apr 07 2005 Deploying multiple Virtual Machines Apr 07 2005 Thumbs Down on MSN Video Downloads Apr 06 2005 Sysinternals Blog Apr 06 2005 Snyder’s Buttermilk Ranch Sourdough Pretzel Pieces Apr 06 2005 Scripting Mouse Integration in Virtual Server Apr 05 2005 Scripting Evangelist Apr 05 2005 Scoblephone in Action Apr 05 2005 Google Satellite Apr 04 2005 Outlook/Notes: The system cannot find the file specified Mar 30 2005 International Lizard of Mystery Mar 29 2005 Asterisk Mar 28 2005 SMS Spam Mar 26 2005 Mice at Whole Foods Mar 25 2005 Impersonation without a password Mar 25 2005 GreaseMonkey script to remove Morever ads from Bloglines feed Mar 25 2005 Feedster Mar 25 2005 Problems with pinging Mar 23 2005 CERIAS Information Security Symposium Mar 23 2005 Using shadow copies to steal the SAM Mar 22 2005 Anti-War Protest in Chicago Mar 19 2005 Sorry if the site was slow Mar 18 2005 Push-Button Car Starters Mar 18 2005 Happy St. Patty’s Day Mar 18 2005 Automatically Grab Screenshots Using Javascript Mar 18 2005 XSS Cheatsheet Mar 17 2005 Typo of the Day Mar 17 2005 S5 Slide Show System Mar 17 2005 Chicagoist says it’s time to move Mar 17 2005 My New Favorite Firefox Extension - SessionSaver .2 Mar 14 2005 Moved to WordPress Mar 14 2005 Microsoft Virtual Server Stats Mar 14 2005 Damon Virtual Labs Mar 11 2005 Drat Mar 04 2005 RSS Hijacking Mar 01 2005 Chicago Nerd Dinner Feb 28 2005 Filangy Beta Feb 24 2005 Hanoi in Batch Feb 23 2005 Cell phone radiation allows me to predict incoming calls! Feb 23 2005 Penetration Team Feb 22 2005 I hate my mouse Feb 21 2005 SceCli Error every five minutes Feb 16 2005 Wow Feb 08 2005 Uh oh Feb 08 2005 *phew* Feb 08 2005 Addiction Feb 08 2005 Jet Lagged Feb 07 2005 Hotel Bathroom Amenities Jan 26 2005 Away for a bit Jan 26 2005 Screw You McDonald’s Jan 16 2005 Play Nintendo Online Jan 16 2005 20 Questions Jan 16 2005 Couple Cool Things Jan 10 2005 Tip: Do NOT unplug an SD card without using the “Safely Remove Hardware” Feature Jan 09 2005 Intraocular Lens Technology Jan 09 2005 Disney Part 1 - MGM Studios Jan 09 2005 Windows + Break Jan 08 2005 Where do I fit in? Jan 08 2005 Chantico Jan 08 2005 Love my Blizzak’s Jan 06 2005 Prophetic Day Calendar Jan 05 2005 Looking for Smartphone Software? Jan 02 2005 2004 Down on my luck Dec 27 2004 It’s A Wonderful Life Dec 25 2004 No Way - Maniac Mansion Deluxe! Dec 24 2004 Addicted Dec 24 2004 Different privileges in Visual Studio Debug Mode Dec 23 2004 Just got schooled in VBScript Dec 22 2004 Microsoft needs to do a better job with documentation Dec 21 2004 Monitor Network Shares using Windows Scripting Dec 15 2004 Yahoo! Blogger in town and me with a corporate event Dec 13 2004 Google Suggest…been there, done that Dec 10 2004 Impressive CG Dec 08 2004 For hours of fun with people you don’t know… Dec 08 2004 Dan Kaminsky is Amazing Dec 08 2004 Configuring Visual C++ for Unicode Dec 08 2004 San Francisco Dec 01 2004 How to Paint a Room Nov 30 2004 Joined Feedster Nov 29 2004 Computers Nov 27 2004 A Tale of Two Desktop Searches Nov 26 2004 Happy Turkey Day Nov 25 2004 Finally found a wealth of info about my new Smartphone Nov 24 2004 Real life game maps in Japan Nov 23 2004 NYC to LA in 20 minutes Nov 23 2004 Is Google Taking Screenshots of my Desktop? Nov 23 2004 Ringling Bros. Nov 21 2004 Feeling a little down? Nov 17 2004 Looking for some Mac and Cheese in Chicago? Nov 14 2004 Comment URL’s Nov 13 2004 Rampant Google Speculation Nov 12 2004 Outlook macro to save attachments from all selected items Nov 12 2004 MSN Search beta doesn’t know how to count! Nov 12 2004 Building an inferior treehouse Nov 12 2004 Better results on Google Nov 12 2004 1337ness on Jeapordy Nov 12 2004 MacGyver on DVD Nov 08 2004 Jumped on the bandwagon and got a new phone Nov 08 2004 Color me impressed with the Audiovox Smartphone Nov 08 2004 Google Cheat Sheet Oct 29 2004 Back Again Oct 26 2004 Picked up a new S4i Oct 17 2004 MS Security Oct 15 2004 Time Management Oct 14 2004 Geek Phobias Oct 14 2004 Were the planets out of whack this morning? Oct 13 2004 Sysinternals RSS Feed Oct 13 2004 PC in the Car Oct 13 2004 cmd.exe is a poor shell Oct 13 2004 Finally an RSS Feed! Oct 12 2004 Fall is on it’s way! Oct 11 2004 Google SMS Oct 08 2004 Javascript Compliance and Oddity Oct 07 2004 ping_monitor.bat Oct 06 2004 Tip of the Day Oct 03 2004 Camping Sep 29 2004 Patch NOW! Sep 23 2004 A couple notes about security Sep 14 2004 Kayak on Chicago River? Sep 12 2004 Dew, Sweet Nectar of Life Sep 03 2004 If you ever get a chance to stay at Extended Stay America…don’t! Sep 01 2004 Addicted to the Net Sep 01 2004 0 Things About Me Sep 01 2004 Reconfiguring amavis to bounce spam Aug 31 2004 Flights are Good for Dreams Aug 31 2004 Painted the bedroom Aug 25 2004 Looking Good! Aug 17 2004 On Their Way Aug 11 2004 DataDots Aug 11 2004 Parents are in Town Aug 09 2004 Sailing in Lake Erie Aug 04 2004 raindrop on leaf Jul 29 2004 Mediterranean Food Jul 29 2004 The Pratt (Shelby) Knot Jul 28 2004 Passed by an accident Jul 28 2004 Defcon Jul 28 2004 Conversational Cheap Shots Jul 25 2004 creative teacher Jul 24 2004 Cisco VPN snag Jul 23 2004 Fonts on Debian Jul 21 2004 Tent Buying Tips Jul 20 2004 Liquorice Altoids Jul 20 2004 Local Internet Access Numbers Jul 12 2004 IISSuba Jul 12 2004 Today is Right On Jul 08 2004 New QOTD Entry Jul 08 2004 Indexing PDF Documents in SharePoint Jul 08 2004 The 4th of July in Chicago Jul 07 2004 People and Their Passwords Jul 02 2004 Free Community Digital Certificate Authority Jul 02 2004 Life… Jun 27 2004 SharePoint Install Bork Jun 26 2004 Geek Humor Jun 26 2004 Beta Test Monad! Jun 26 2004 Windows XP SP2 and Nmap Jun 22 2004 Site 17 - Dyett Academic Center Jun 18 2004 One of my favorite positions Jun 18 2004 Finally! Jun 18 2004 By the way… Jun 18 2004 Tub Oops Jun 17 2004 486 is 15 years old Jun 14 2004 Anatomy (not really) of a good hack Jun 08 2004 OS X on Windows! (kind of) Jun 03 2004 I had a horrible dream last night Jun 02 2004 Tyan Thunder K7 (2462UNG) Crash Log May 27 2004 Inward Reflections May 26 2004 Zen Philosophy May 24 2004 Photochopping Hybrid Produce May 24 2004 Summer in the City May 23 2004 Rockhopper May 18 2004 Have I Mentioned How Much I Love Cleveland? May 13 2004 Want Pizza? May 12 2004 Charlie Horse May 12 2004 Back in Town! May 11 2004 Happy Moms Day May 09 2004 Pictures! May 05 2004 MySQL AUTO_INCREMENT oops May 05 2004 Ducks and other fowls May 04 2004 Cleveland…again! May 03 2004 Wow May 02 2004 What a day Apr 29 2004 I Live in the 3rd Biggest City Apr 29 2004 Home Apr 26 2004 How SharePoint Works Apr 22 2004 Anything on eBay Apr 22 2004 Another Quiz - Grammar Apr 21 2004 Longest Password Age - ~5.4 Years Apr 20 2004 Microsoft Security Summit Apr 19 2004 Bulbous Vehicles Apr 12 2004 Windows DFS “FolderName_NTFRS_xxxxxxxx” Apr 09 2004 (Windows|Internet) Explorer - Together Forever Apr 08 2004 Time to Rebuild RAID after power outage - 5 days Apr 05 2004 Test-driving an iBook Apr 05 2004 Go Uconn Huskies! Apr 05 2004 ComEd, Unit 3, and the end of Winter Apr 04 2004 Living Healthy Mar 31 2004 Synergy is my new favorite app! Mar 28 2004 Upstate NY Mar 22 2004 Progressive Dinner Mar 15 2004 Greek Eating Mar 13 2004 Gadgets! Mar 13 2004 SQL Injection Mar 03 2004 Opt-out from Credit Card Offers Mar 02 2004 Love the warm weather Mar 02 2004 dreams Mar 02 2004 Sleep Patterns Feb 26 2004 Lazy Bum Feb 19 2004 Always the simple answer Feb 09 2004 Speeding up Mozilla Feb 02 2004 I hate MSN Messenger Jan 25 2004 Ohio in one day Jan 22 2004 sic Jan 21 2004 Restaurant : Shiroi Hana Jan 15 2004 MySQL OLD_PASSWORD Jan 15 2004 IIS 6, Virtual Directories, and Remote Shares Jan 15 2004 computer running time Jan 13 2004 Tip Of The Week - Remove Chapstick Before Washing Jan 11 2004 Debian Backports Jan 04 2004 Tsunami in Chicago Jan 02 2004 Happy New Year! Jan 01 2004 Bowling - 178 Jan 01 2004 2003 Home for the Holidays Dec 23 2003 Speed up Acrobat! Dec 16 2003 ubermail Dec 08 2003 MTS: Roswell, NM Dec 08 2003 Hello from NM Dec 07 2003 Go Orangemen? Dec 02 2003 Thanksgiving Nov 28 2003 RIP - Power Adapter Nov 28 2003 Hi Nov 19 2003 Beverly Hills :: Crustacean Nov 12 2003 Hola Tijuana! Nov 08 2003 California Sun Nov 08 2003 Visitors! Nov 03 2003 Happy Halloween! Nov 03 2003 How To Become A Hacker Oct 29 2003 Joining Samba (2.2.3) to a Windows 2003 Domain Oct 27 2003 motivation Oct 24 2003 I want a mac Oct 24 2003 Conversion! Oct 22 2003 The Country Oct 21 2003 PHP on IIS6 Oct 21 2003 Cubs-Marlins Game 7 Oct 15 2003 Down with AS&T Oct 09 2003 Cubs Trounce Marlins! Oct 09 2003 Ladybugs Oct 07 2003 Content Additions Oct 07 2003 Moving Oct 06 2003 Gentoo! Oct 06 2003 Linux VPN’s Oct 03 2003 I hate hotel bathrooms Sep 23 2003 Laziness Sep 16 2003 eBay Scams Sep 05 2003 Healthcare Sep 04 2003 Dining Review: Kit Kat Club Aug 23 2003 Welcome to DCortesi.com 2.0 Aug 19 2003 Update Aug 15 2003 New Site Aug 15 2003 S! Aug 12 2003 Vegas Rocks! Aug 03 2003 DEFCON 0b Aug 01 2003 Hectic Jul 31 2003 HIN Jul 27 2003 Johnny O’Hagan’s Jul 22 2003 Word of the day - Proleptic Jul 16 2003 Quintessential Male Jul 16 2003 End of the World Jul 11 2003 El Jardin Jul 10 2003 Eye care Jul 02 2003 Chuckle Jul 02 2003 Comments Jun 28 2003 stuff Jun 27 2003 Men’s Rules Jun 27 2003 Summer Jun 24 2003 The City! Jun 20 2003 The City Jun 14 2003 Didya jiggle the wire? Jun 14 2003 Black hole Jun 12 2003 Thieving Cabbies Jun 08 2003 Travel Jun 06 2003 New Nephew Jun 06 2003 Houdini Jun 03 2003 Delinquency May 28 2003 Congrats to cia May 26 2003 Damon’s Chicago Tip of the Week May 23 2003 Bridge, what bridge? May 20 2003 1 insane week, coming up! May 19 2003 Finally home again! May 16 2003 slack0r May 13 2003 ?.com May 12 2003 Weekly Procedure Recently May 11 2003 Mom May 11 2003 Arg May 10 2003 X-Men 2 May 07 2003 Sushi! May 04 2003 Common sense and Computers May 04 2003 Back in town! May 03 2003 Peeps Apr 30 2003 Press “Any” Key Apr 29 2003 So much going on, so little Internet access Apr 28 2003 Odd Apr 25 2003 Interactive Multi-Language Demo Apr 25 2003 The beginning of hacking the network! Apr 22 2003 Who is DCortesi? Apr 21 2003 Bloglinking Apr 21 2003 New Server Again! Apr 20 2003 Happy Easter! Apr 20 2003 Wheels Apr 19 2003 Duffman! Apr 18 2003 The end of an era Apr 17 2003 Reagan dead? Apr 17 2003 WOTD: Misconfiguration Apr 16 2003 Parrrty! Apr 15 2003 Oooooh…wireless Apr 14 2003 Taxes Apr 13 2003 Workaholism Apr 11 2003 Mods Galore Apr 10 2003 Why Iraqi’s Beat Images of saddam with Shoes Apr 09 2003 San Fran vs. Baghdad Apr 09 2003 Pi Apr 09 2003 Consultants and Management Apr 09 2003 AS&T is Still Stupid Apr 09 2003 All Your Base Apr 09 2003 Life::Daily Apr 08 2003 Spring Ahead Apr 06 2003 John Companies Rules! Apr 05 2003 Virtual Driving School Apr 01 2003 April what day? Apr 01 2003 Family Address Book Mar 31 2003 bawx$ tail Rubi Con Mar 30 2003 Rubi Con Mar 28 2003 Sweet Tea! Mar 27 2003 Mller Lite Girls Mar 27 2003 Sleep Mar 26 2003 Request: Anti-formmail Script Mar 26 2003 New Wheels Mar 26 2003 Microsoft quits W3C Standardisation Panel Mar 24 2003 Computers Suck Mar 24 2003 Spring Tires Mar 23 2003 New Design Mar 22 2003 Market Reactions Mar 22 2003 Google Me! Mar 22 2003 Development Blog Mar 22 2003 Lazy Friday Mar 21 2003 Sleep Mar 20 2003 Jumpstarting Mar 20 2003 It Has Begun Mar 19 2003 French Military Victories Mar 18 2003 Women’s Rights in the Draft Mar 17 2003 Dual-Headed Laptops Mar 16 2003 No news is good news? Mar 14 2003 Passing out Mar 13 2003 And back again Mar 13 2003 Another New Study Mar 11 2003 Congrats to Cara! Mar 10 2003 Apartment Hung Update Mar 09 2003 Something we all want to do Mar 08 2003 Googlized Mar 07 2003 Back home! Mar 06 2003 From the “No Brainer” Department Mar 05 2003 Ghandi vs. Superman Mar 04 2003 Middle of Nowhere again Mar 03 2003 Good Jazz at the Green Mill Mar 02 2003 007 Mar 02 2003 Natl. Database Feb 28 2003 It’s all good Feb 28 2003 “I am better than your kids” Feb 28 2003 Banned Books in School Feb 28 2003 Tonight’s Soccer Game Feb 27 2003 Google Ranking! Feb 27 2003 Testing Feb 26 2003 When Men Cook Feb 25 2003 Los Alamos Shabby Security Feb 25 2003 Hidden Messages Feb 24 2003 Jazz Feb 23 2003 Home again Feb 23 2003 Hi from NM Feb 22 2003 Tax unRefund Feb 19 2003 English Matters! Feb 18 2003 Back up and running! Feb 18 2003 Americans Have “Ungood Grammar” Feb 18 2003 21 dead in club stampede Feb 17 2003 Geek Horoscope Feb 16 2003 Daredevil Good? Feb 16 2003 Time to pick up a handgun Feb 15 2003 Some days… Feb 15 2003 Opera releases “Bork” edition Feb 15 2003 Crab vs. Pipe Feb 15 2003 Axim hotsync/charge combo cable. Feb 15 2003 SA Day Feb 14 2003 Preemies? Feb 13 2003 Oh please give me a false sense of security Feb 13 2003 More Apple Goodness Feb 12 2003 Duct up! Feb 12 2003 So you think Unix permissions are tough? Feb 11 2003 Rent Liechtenstein Feb 11 2003 Apple: Silver Delicious Feb 11 2003 Motivation at all the wrong times Feb 10 2003 How to start the day off right Feb 10 2003 Variable Service Feb 09 2003 Lazy days Feb 09 2003 Keeping track of Blogs Feb 09 2003 Degrading Win2K Feb 08 2003 Patriotism not unrestricted Feb 07 2003 Dangerous Innovation Feb 07 2003 Turf hurts Feb 06 2003 Stick Driving Techniques Feb 06 2003 Possibilities for SMTP Authentication Feb 06 2003 Invisibility! Feb 05 2003 Down with AS&T Feb 04 2003 What are you? Feb 03 2003 Guns are not the problem, people are! Feb 03 2003 How to fly without ID Feb 02 2003 Time flies Feb 01 2003 Steady blogging Feb 01 2003 Columbia Feb 01 2003 Password Management and Collaboration Suite Jan 31 2003 Dreams you can feel Jan 31 2003 Walking Jan 30 2003 Sleep Jan 29 2003 Which OS are you? Jan 28 2003 Randomness Jan 28 2003 how pathetic that those who Jan 28 2003 Government Jan 28 2003 wow what a day i Jan 27 2003 well it seems my isp Jan 27 2003 Matrix Reloaded/Revolution Jan 27 2003 whoa Jan 26 2003 Site Design Jan 26 2003 Screen-scraping Jan 26 2003 Looking good! Jan 26 2003 kita questioned if this is Jan 26 2003 its 4am and i have Jan 26 2003 The Interweb is dying Jan 25 2003 Initial revision Jan 24 2003 back home safe and sound Jan 24 2003 thankfully a judge had some Jan 23 2003 Ridiculous comparisons Jan 22 2003 the weather sure is nice Jan 21 2003 Programming Jan 21 2003 As the world turns implodes Jan 21 2003 Donate me a Mac Jan 20 2003 sometimes id rather enjoy my Jan 19 2003 ok i may get some Jan 19 2003 ouch props to the z4s Jan 18 2003 Southern Drivers Jan 17 2003 woo got a co worker Jan 15 2003 three states in three days Jan 14 2003 hola from indy not much Jan 13 2003 well it must be that Jan 12 2003 new pics posted Jan 12 2003 Life::Daily Jan 12 2003 Geek Jan 12 2003 wow this is classic Jan 11 2003 ok could somebody please tell Jan 11 2003 ive had some pretty cool Jan 11 2003 Geek Jan 11 2003 egads riaa defaced again Jan 11 2003 while reading about how microsoft Jan 10 2003 speaking of settlements it seems Jan 10 2003 oh look this is where Jan 10 2003 Free money! Jan 10 2003 this thread on a rackshack Jan 09 2003 it was brought to my Jan 09 2003 interesting old article on os Jan 09 2003 Weblogging Jan 08 2003 i wanted to thank jeremy Jan 08 2003 i still wish i had Jan 08 2003 i really like zoe because Jan 08 2003 dont mind this its the Jan 08 2003 css never ceases to amaze Jan 08 2003 as im crumpling up a Jan 08 2003 there are lots of good Jan 07 2003 so when i think meatball Jan 07 2003 so i had this crazy Jan 07 2003 i found out this morning Jan 07 2003 hey uncle c heres a Jan 07 2003 awwww yea got my ibm Jan 07 2003 hrm id been working on Jan 06 2003 anti microsoft advocates bond together Jan 06 2003 so when i originally moved Jan 05 2003 i hate it when i Jan 05 2003 as mentioned at kuro5hin the Jan 05 2003 ah the poor cubs only Jan 05 2003 well ive finally succumbed to Jan 04 2003 ronin and the transporter two Jan 04 2003 i wanted to quickly detail Jan 03 2003 hrm cant believe i missed Jan 03 2003 BMW == Rolls-Royce Jan 03 2003 wow a whole year of Jan 02 2003 well i just saw the Jan 02 2003 timetime managementthese are things i Jan 02 2003 ps the little xmas tree Jan 02 2003 interestingly enough the most popular Jan 02 2003 i think im going to Jan 02 2003 i think i tend to Jan 02 2003 Humor Jan 02 2003 heres a rather amusing story Jan 02 2003 every once in a while Jan 02 2003 check out googles holiday doodle Jan 02 2003 wooooooo happy new year from Jan 01 2003 2002 ah yes the all too Dec 31 2002 a quick happy new year Dec 31 2002 well back safe and sound Dec 29 2002 ouch im so sore today Dec 29 2002 keith gives a bunch of Dec 29 2002 geez dcortesi com is almost Dec 29 2002 just saw the two towers Dec 27 2002 yikes Dec 26 2002 wooooohooooooo merry christmas snowing like Dec 25 2002 merry christmas i hope everybody Dec 24 2002 some people like this dude Dec 23 2002 ah good ol torrington i Dec 23 2002 check these ping times outpinging Dec 22 2002 well that was rather annoying Dec 21 2002 well that power outage also Dec 21 2002 ahha nice lazy bum weekend Dec 21 2002 sigh of relief christmas vacation Dec 20 2002 i went and saw lord Dec 20 2002 you know you need help Dec 17 2002 this is particularly for my Dec 17 2002 remember x11 or xfree86 weaknesses Dec 17 2002 my little car hit 10000 Dec 17 2002 with friends like these who Dec 14 2002 sometimes i feel like this Dec 14 2002 my apologies for the downtime Dec 14 2002 i added a christmas style Dec 14 2002 found a new website i Dec 14 2002 for you sys admins out Dec 14 2002 been having some problems with Dec 14 2002 as cara mentioned below ive Dec 13 2002 google is going for world Dec 12 2002 whoa now that is kewl Dec 11 2002 sorry ive been comatose the Dec 11 2002 hee hee Dec 11 2002 rantcan somebody please tell me Dec 08 2002 so yes i have been Dec 07 2002 whew i just finished putting Dec 05 2002 alright im getting really tired Dec 03 2002 wow good thing i decided Dec 02 2002 woooooooo shopppping hehethats about all Dec 02 2002 this is my next big Dec 02 2002 yesterday i ended up doing Dec 01 2002 in other newsface transplants will Dec 01 2002 well linds has to work Nov 30 2002 hello from venice im in Nov 29 2002 a moment of silence please Nov 26 2002 tonight my apartment tomorrow venice Nov 25 2002 snowing again wahoo i wish Nov 24 2002 i absolutely despise as hehe Nov 21 2002 argh will we never determine Nov 19 2002 hasnt the media already abandoned Nov 18 2002 despite those of you that Nov 17 2002 its snowing out Nov 16 2002 i need to find out Nov 16 2002 stupid interweb my apologies for Nov 15 2002 so umanybody know how to Nov 15 2002 this hits too close to Nov 14 2002 new vulnerabilities announced in bind Nov 14 2002 i know my mom told Nov 14 2002 for those of you that Nov 14 2002 cyber security research bill passed Nov 14 2002 my front page is looking Nov 13 2002 went to a bulls game Nov 11 2002 its sad when you start Nov 08 2002 mmmi got a new knife Nov 06 2002 haha if you have seen Nov 06 2002 usa today is running this Nov 05 2002 ok so who else is Nov 02 2002 hehe scariest geek movies Nov 02 2002 welcome to november i added Nov 01 2002 you know youre a geek Oct 31 2002 portrait of a blogger for Oct 30 2002 if youll notice there is Oct 30 2002 augggggghhhhhhhhhhh why would somebody make Oct 30 2002 the most recent dtm meet Oct 27 2002 i put up some new Oct 27 2002 dont forget to set your Oct 27 2002 crazy halloween party tonight just Oct 27 2002 check it got the halloween Oct 27 2002 Perma-quotes! Oct 26 2002 kewl pseudo authentication finally getting Oct 26 2002 i spent a good portion Oct 26 2002 phew long week more to Oct 25 2002 winter is here the time Oct 22 2002 so i finally was able Oct 20 2002 hehe now heres a windows Oct 19 2002 i put up a closeup Oct 16 2002 thanks to cara Oct 15 2002 im so impressed tonight we Oct 15 2002 put up some new pics Oct 14 2002 i feel a little better Oct 14 2002 i also put up a Oct 14 2002 it figures some jerk would Oct 13 2002 cool a new search engine Oct 13 2002 what drugs did i take Oct 10 2002 war whos up for a Oct 10 2002 the last post reminds me Oct 09 2002 i heard that unreleased nirvana Oct 09 2002 ive got to say i Oct 08 2002 home again ahhso nice to Oct 06 2002 for those of you havent Oct 06 2002 hello its been a while Oct 05 2002 amazing simply amazing what some Oct 05 2002 back at rit for a Oct 04 2002 yes i know im getting Sep 29 2002 smart safer secure this is Sep 26 2002 mmmm more tins to collectits Sep 25 2002 i must be really losing Sep 24 2002 whineits no fun posting stuff Sep 23 2002 feel free to put a Sep 21 2002 stupid frickin frackin cable modem Sep 19 2002 ughplease dont let keanu ruin Sep 15 2002 check it demo of ut2003 Sep 13 2002 weve had a couple days Sep 12 2002 ooooooohdsl may be available in Sep 12 2002 i was supposed to go Sep 12 2002 i dont know how youll Sep 12 2002 guess i should go pick Sep 12 2002 granted cnn is a reliable Sep 12 2002 drool maxtor preps 320gb hdd Sep 12 2002 cnn is monitoring my site Sep 12 2002 check it i put up Sep 09 2002 profile where you live it Sep 08 2002 qotdme trying to get dcortesi Sep 05 2002 i ate trix out of Sep 05 2002 cia you should like this Sep 04 2002 wellmy sisters wedding went fabulously Sep 03 2002 oh yeai forgot to mention Sep 03 2002 seethis is what bugs me Aug 29 2002 so im down here in Aug 27 2002 ok now this is kewlscientists Aug 27 2002 i am this __ close Aug 26 2002 its nice to be home Aug 25 2002 sorry nothing interesting to report Aug 22 2002 jet skis are kewl especially Aug 21 2002 the keys are beatiful last Aug 20 2002 ma this is the tie Aug 18 2002 kita started all thisi must Aug 18 2002 i made a slight change Aug 18 2002 baltimore chroniclego get your ten Aug 18 2002 i think i found myself Aug 17 2002 this is pretty cool and Aug 16 2002 curious when life as we Aug 16 2002 i think i definitely need Aug 14 2002 i put a new album Aug 14 2002 i think ninja girl just Aug 13 2002 hehehhehe fulfill your obsessive compulsive Aug 13 2002 gotta love those 12 hour Aug 12 2002 new feature go back in Aug 11 2002 so i went wardriving in Aug 10 2002 my apologies for the downtime Aug 10 2002 i went to ceasars palace Aug 10 2002 defcon x was pretty cool Aug 10 2002 bah Aug 09 2002 happy august ill be flying Aug 01 2002 hrmserver redundancy is a good Jul 31 2002 wow ibm is acquiring pricewaterhousecoopers Jul 30 2002 went to a local bmw Jul 27 2002 so yea i am actually Jul 26 2002 nice now i dont even Jul 23 2002 it burns my new red Jul 22 2002 guess what i put up Jul 22 2002 for any o you manual Jul 22 2002 color me impressed im still Jul 22 2002 i posted some more pics Jul 21 2002 for future reference the good Jul 21 2002 by the way dr pepper Jul 21 2002 what you expect me to Jul 20 2002 finally got to sleep in Jul 19 2002 ugh another couch night Jul 18 2002 yawn morning why do i Jul 17 2002 hey go take a look Jul 14 2002 check it out i put Jul 14 2002 harrison ford is at it Jul 12 2002 theres some dude selling his Jul 11 2002 must stop working myself to Jul 11 2002 for the shy guys out Jul 11 2002 dad you might enjoy this Jul 11 2002 anybody else going to unos Jul 11 2002 w00t search for my name Jul 10 2002 TortoiseCVS Jul 10 2002 im sure you probably noticed Jul 10 2002 uncle c the car is Jul 09 2002 check this out i can Jul 09 2002 mike and joe saw them Jul 07 2002 well that was pretty cool Jul 05 2002 well that was pretty cooli Jul 04 2002 hrrm seems like my cable Jul 04 2002 if anybodys got anymore thoughts Jul 03 2002 from jokeadaythe recent 9th circuit Jul 03 2002 for those of you who Jul 03 2002 That’s gotta burn Jul 02 2002 it feels good to get Jul 01 2002 Irony Jul 01 2002 always saving my for something Jul 01 2002 phew Jun 30 2002 hello whos there Jun 30 2002 mmmmtaste of chicago today Jun 29 2002 alice uses homodyne detectors to Jun 27 2002 server rack yes i went Jun 26 2002 i tried to sync my Jun 26 2002 i need a digital camera Jun 26 2002 pretty busy weekend ill update Jun 24 2002 fridaymike ds birthday meat on Jun 24 2002 at a client downtown this Jun 24 2002 hello darn foreign numbers not Jun 22 2002 That’s gotta burn Jun 20 2002 fifa condemns refereesfinally first the Jun 20 2002 Bad Company Jun 19 2002 moo Jun 18 2002 ahhhhhhome again only thing better Jun 18 2002 my kind of truckusa advances Jun 17 2002 happy fathers day Jun 16 2002 WoW Jun 14 2002 unfortunately i got very little Jun 13 2002 hello from tallahassee i should Jun 10 2002 the number one comment about Jun 08 2002 ps cara is now in Jun 07 2002 im home website is back Jun 07 2002 sql injection is definitely pretty Jun 03 2002 well im back homefor a Jun 01 2002 oy May 31 2002 wooooe i just got back May 22 2002 ps i was able to May 22 2002 nice cambridge college has banned May 22 2002 google has started showing off May 22 2002 so ive been having a May 17 2002 augh May 17 2002 for those of you that May 11 2002 by the way check out May 11 2002 mozilla 10 rc2 is out May 10 2002 i so need to make May 10 2002 so i was driving out May 09 2002 sorry for the lack of May 07 2002 another early morning sos i May 07 2002 sotiredmust postzzzzzz May 06 2002 gotta leave for work heading May 06 2002 for anybody who is thinking May 04 2002 Tip of the Day May 02 2002 mmmpre cooked food May 02 2002 if i do i should May 02 2002 the internet ports databasethis is May 01 2002 i cant wait to see May 01 2002 drat i was almost on May 01 2002 phew todays php coding frenzy Apr 30 2002 phew back up and running Apr 30 2002 hey look i helped write Apr 29 2002 Chef Dam Apr 29 2002 well that was cool had Apr 28 2002 hello from rochester its a Apr 27 2002 mmm Apr 26 2002 neat 3com is building a Apr 25 2002 happy birthday to one miss Apr 25 2002 and happy birthday to another Apr 25 2002 oy hate when i fall Apr 24 2002 hehe so i test drove Apr 23 2002 gooooooooood morning Apr 22 2002 what a nice car Apr 21 2002 back up and running Apr 20 2002 qotdcara someones just a bit Apr 15 2002 classic mother quote 1 now Apr 15 2002 so i went to this Apr 14 2002 so after climbing today somebody Apr 14 2002 im just testing something ignore Apr 12 2002 changing lanesi went and saw Apr 12 2002 phew im back got the Apr 11 2002 if you ever happen to Apr 11 2002 gmorning Apr 08 2002 clamps down hard on a Apr 08 2002 i think i like this Apr 07 2002 i also enjoy getting up Apr 07 2002 so anywaywhat good is the Apr 06 2002 arg stupid cable co again Apr 06 2002 mornin Apr 05 2002 i know elsewhere in the Apr 04 2002 a senior european diplomat said Apr 04 2002 ok enough discovery channel for Apr 03 2002 dad look what that socialist Apr 03 2002 well isnt that interesting Apr 02 2002 hrrm right now ive got Apr 02 2002 again i need an alarm Apr 02 2002 its starting to look a Apr 01 2002 hrrrmi should do something for Apr 01 2002 hehe i soooo need to Apr 01 2002 so i had this really Mar 31 2002 muwhahahahaadobe acrobat file Mar 31 2002 happy easter everybody in celebration Mar 31 2002 i reaaaaaally need to start Mar 30 2002 so anywayi just got back Mar 29 2002 well this most certainly blows Mar 28 2002 hey will ya look at Mar 28 2002 wow look at that flood Mar 23 2002 well well wellit looks ast Mar 23 2002 unfortunately just as soon as Mar 23 2002 stupid cable company unfortunately they Mar 23 2002 sigh i should go to Mar 23 2002 see thisthis means your router Mar 23 2002 my poor web site all Mar 23 2002 its no fun posting on Mar 23 2002 i just wanted to point Mar 23 2002 harumperapha Mar 23 2002 can i please fix your Mar 23 2002 alright were back in business Mar 23 2002 i need an alarm clock Mar 20 2002 i just ironed a pair Mar 20 2002 death to my isp augggghh Mar 20 2002 this comic reminds me of Mar 19 2002 so i had a realization Mar 19 2002 nothing like the insanity plea Mar 19 2002 mmmdrool Mar 19 2002 hrrmmaybe somebody can finally beat Mar 19 2002 this is what happens when Mar 18 2002 ok time to stop posting Mar 18 2002 i also cant wait for Mar 18 2002 hrmmlooks like i got my Mar 18 2002 dont you just love reliable Mar 18 2002 wooo hoo wrestlemania 8 is Mar 17 2002 nope nothing interesting to report Mar 17 2002 well i got to visit Mar 16 2002 argh you dont even want Mar 15 2002 Bathroom Etiqutte Mar 14 2002 nice i should put my Mar 12 2002 for all you people that Mar 12 2002 apparently im supposed to lose Mar 11 2002 wow php never ceases to Mar 10 2002 up at 3 am again Mar 10 2002 die internet cable company die Mar 10 2002 aight i went out shopping Mar 10 2002 oh my it was raining Mar 09 2002 it was so windy today Mar 09 2002 boo Mar 08 2002 how depressing i fell asleep Mar 07 2002 dont you just love conspiracy Mar 07 2002 hrm sorry for that downtime Mar 06 2002 hrm microsoft says ie cant Mar 06 2002 oh yeah check it out Mar 05 2002 my cable inet is still Mar 05 2002 just a note for you Mar 05 2002 hopefully ill also have some Mar 05 2002 divx 50 is out 20 Mar 05 2002 and yes i do realize Mar 05 2002 wellback in sunny chicagodoh its Mar 03 2002 woo done with my client Mar 01 2002 just wanted to post a Feb 28 2002 ok so it was nice Feb 27 2002 brrrr the snow is coming Feb 26 2002 hello and welcome to monday Feb 25 2002 today was a beautiful day Feb 24 2002 egads busy weekend i just Feb 24 2002 w00t bulls game Feb 22 2002 speaking from experiencebe fraid be Feb 21 2002 Running Commentary on the Olympics! Feb 21 2002 officials seized nearly a ton Feb 21 2002 yesterday i was playing with Feb 20 2002 the post below appeared because Feb 20 2002 nice apolo anton ohno racing Feb 20 2002 i still cant believe im Feb 20 2002 Go Be! Feb 20 2002 muwhahahahah hehe Feb 19 2002 i shouldnt have gone to Feb 17 2002 whoops sorry about that tip Feb 16 2002 oh yea by the way Feb 14 2002 just wanted to say hi Feb 14 2002 well that was fun the Feb 13 2002 ate out tonight at the Feb 13 2002 Wow! Feb 11 2002 woo hoo i ventured off Feb 11 2002 whats worse than coming home Feb 11 2002 oh yeah i forgot to Feb 11 2002 by the wayi got my Feb 11 2002 so i went out yesterday Feb 10 2002 cool ive got stats now Feb 10 2002 wow boring day yesterday i Feb 09 2002 i get an immense amount Feb 07 2002 gooooood morning Feb 07 2002 oh yea by the wayi Feb 06 2002 for those interested despite dpcrits Feb 06 2002 you have been killed by Feb 05 2002 w00t! Feb 05 2002 just finishing up the work Feb 05 2002 wow i didnt touch a Feb 04 2002 welp im almost ready to Feb 04 2002 i also found out today Feb 04 2002 hrmmaybe soon my website can Feb 04 2002 sweet a whole bunch of Feb 03 2002 just what i need more Feb 03 2002 hehe in my travles i Feb 03 2002 today i need to buy Feb 02 2002 today im going to visit Feb 01 2002 my last weekday before i Feb 01 2002 in other news ive started Feb 01 2002 cara was nice enough to Feb 01 2002 wow this is severly annoying Jan 31 2002 test Jan 31 2002 my desk is finally all Jan 31 2002 i do nothing but complain Jan 31 2002 from 1000130 destination host unreachable Jan 31 2002 well that was cute my Jan 30 2002 something to keep in mind Jan 30 2002 next time ive got some Jan 30 2002 so i think im going Jan 29 2002 im also very close to Jan 29 2002 have i ever mentioned how Jan 29 2002 dodge always seems to make Jan 29 2002 ahhh i love bbspot Jan 29 2002 yay people can read about Jan 28 2002 sweet ive got exim set Jan 28 2002 so i went out to Jan 28 2002 so i took a drive Jan 28 2002 ive decided to remove the Jan 28 2002 ugh i gotta go to Jan 27 2002 well i think the dns Jan 26 2002 so the cable company tv Jan 26 2002 ok well at the very Jan 26 2002 my new favorite hate is Jan 26 2002 just another note all times Jan 26 2002 if theres one thing i Jan 26 2002 woo hoo dcortesicom is once Jan 25 2002 arg this is rather frustrating Jan 25 2002 hi well ive got the Jan 22 2002 welp parents are here my Jan 19 2002 nite Jan 19 2002 adios Jan 19 2002 ok got the papers to Jan 18 2002 man i feel stupid since Jan 18 2002 doh i knew that was Jan 18 2002 awesome i finished my book Jan 18 2002 youll notice i now have Jan 17 2002 woohoo got a u haul Jan 17 2002 this color chart has been Jan 17 2002 ok caras got a new Jan 17 2002 BTW Jan 17 2002 alright ive got a search Jan 17 2002 yyyeaaso i havent posted too Jan 16 2002 youll notice each entry now Jan 16 2002 whoa prisoners in paradise this Jan 16 2002 so im hoping to make Jan 16 2002 good morning ive been up Jan 16 2002 wow its been a long Jan 15 2002 why oh why must i Jan 15 2002 tcprelay is truly a great Jan 15 2002 so being home during the Jan 15 2002 hey help cara decide which Jan 15 2002 cool ive added a random Jan 15 2002 another thing i need to Jan 15 2002 wellweblogs arent actually too tough Jan 14 2002 Welcome! Jan 14 2002 that was surprisingly easier than Jan 14 2002 Test Jan 14 2002 soohow will this go eh Jan 14 2002 ok going pretty well now Jan 14 2002 How about links? Jan 14 2002 Grand Opening! Jan 01 2002