I was busy passing out on my recliner today, when all of a sudden I felt a buzzing at the back of my neck. Right up near where the medulla oblongata is. I didn’t make much of it at first as I was still out of it, but as I lay there it seemed weirder and weirder. Almost as if I was being told something. That’s where the oddness ends though. Nothing was awry…

How very odd.