Well - has everybody stocked up on your Duct Tape so you can hermetically seal your home?? Somehow, I don’t think duct tape and plastic sheets will be much help, especially considering that most people can’t even keep their kids under control today.

…ok…so that was a horrible comparison, I realize, but I couldn’t come up with something better off the top of my head. I think I’ll go to bed before I make any more foolish statements.