profile where you live it

Profile where you live - it does a fairly decent job of the few places I know about… 5 Kids & Cul-de-Sacs 11 Second City Elite 12 Upward Bound 32 Middleburg Managers 33 Boomtown Singles …is me. The Boomtown Singles thing is utterly wrong, though!

September 8, 2002 · 1 min

i ate trix out of

I ate Trix out of a tea cup this morning. I need to do some dishes…

September 5, 2002 · 1 min

qotdme trying to get dcortesi

QOTD Me: trying to get dcortesi back up cia: i hear viagra’s all the rage these days Is that a sense of humor I detect??

September 5, 2002 · 1 min

cia you should like this

Cia, you should like this - “Fujitsu Ships World’s Fastest, Cutest Supercomputer”

September 4, 2002 · 1 min

oh yeai forgot to mention

Oh yea…i forgot to mention. When I was on the way home from the airport the other night and stuck in traffic, I saw this car being towed being a towtruck. In the window of the car was this little handwritten note that said: “Please don’t tow”. I feel sorry for the owner of that car!

September 3, 2002 · 1 min

wellmy sisters wedding went fabulously

Well…my sister’s wedding went fabulously and flawlessly. It was beautiful, beautiful, beautiful! The ceremony went great, even though both participants were nervous as anything and even the minister almost broke up. The reception aftwerward at the Cortesi homestead was also great. The best part of the evening was probably when I was playing both frisbee and football at the same time down in the field. Even though I almost killed myself diving around…sure was a lot of fun. :)

September 3, 2002 · 1 min

seethis is what bugs me

See…this is what bugs me about debit cards. I can go to nearly any store with my debit card. Depending on whether I hit the credit button or debit button I have to do one of two things. If I hit the credit button, I have to sign a little slip of paper verifying my identity…even though it doesn’t get properly verified. If I hit the debit button, there is no verification whatsoever. I swipe my card through their little machine, put it back in my pocket, get the receipt and walk away without them even seeing my card. It all seems a little too convenient these days…

August 29, 2002 · 1 min

ok now this is kewlscientists

OK! Now this is kewl!!! Scientists have discovered what makes geckos stick: “Researchers have discovered that the secret to the adhesion lies in millions of tiny hairs called ‘setae.’ Each hair is the width of two human hairs, and contains about 1000 little pads at the end. The pads are so tiny that they actually cling to the surface at the molecular level, due to van der Waal forces. A gecko using all of its setae and pads at the same time could support 280 pounds.” ...

August 27, 2002 · 1 min

so im down here in

So I’m down here in Texas, right? And, of course, I’m watching TV in my hotel room when this ad comes on and it’s opening line is: “Who’s the Big Government Liberal?”. It then preceeded to ridicule this “Big Government Liberal” Classic Texas - ;-) I should also note that the hotel I am staying in is no more than a block away from the “Grassy Knoll”. Never in my life thought I would see that and/or the book repository in person…

August 27, 2002 · 1 min

i am this __ close

I am this [__] close to just dropping off all my clothes at the cleaners. I could spend an entire day washing, ironing, and folding my clothes, but that’s just not what I want to do when I get home friday night at 10:00.

August 26, 2002 · 1 min